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Happy Birthday Earthling Alien Birthday Card

$5.00

This alien found out it was the anniversary of another trip around the sun for you, or what your people call “birthday”. He wanted to partake in a classic earthly tradition so he brought you a cake from his home planet! It’s made with a bunch of elements that aren’t found in your galaxy. Hopefully your earthly tongue still finds it tasty, and it doesn’t make your skin evaporate! • Each card measures 4.25 x 5.5 in. (A2) • Includes matching envelope • Packaged individually in clear protective sleeves • Folded card & blank inside • Printed on responsibly sourced 30% post consumer recycled paper with soy based ink © Turtle's Soup 2020.